Dr. Sand's Maritime Museum of Nautical Oddities

Ezzy Caan isn't the adventurous type, and certainly not the kind to go looking for trouble. In short, he's nobody's hero. But damn his conscience if the Amber Alert he just saw doesn't have him following a stranger's car down what will be the most dangerous detour he's ever taken in his life. The building ahead looks a bit run-down, but Ezzy's assured he'll find what he came looking for if he dares enter its foreboding doors. Maybe you will, too. So come, step inside. Tickets are sold in the lobby. Simply follow the prescribed path to your right. Take time to admire the exhibits. Read the placards if you'd like to learn more. But please, don't touch the figures, and whatever you do, don't tap the aquarium glass-it riles the specimens up, and you wouldn't like that. Be sure to steer clear of the doors marked STAFF ONLY. Our exhibits are perfectly safe provided you exercise reasonable caution, and you seem like a person of reason. After all, only a nosy fool too smart for their own good would go snooping around Dr. Sand's Maritime Museum of Nautical Oddities.