Devil's Dictionary of Security Terms

Why go through your entire security, law enforcement, or intelligence career being confused? Here, at last, is an 850+ word dictionary to clarify all that confusing security jargon, by giving you the TRUE meaning of various terms, never mind what the experts think! Ideal reading material while sitting on the can! Example definitions: adjudication: Making an official determination of whether hiring or retaining this loser would be blatantly gross negligence, or just arguably gross negligence; decipher: Turning gibberish ciphertext into gibberish plaintext; layered security (security in depth): (1) We're desperately hoping that multiple layers of lousy security will somehow magically add up to good security. (2) An excuse to stop thinking profoundly about security; special agent: A law enforcement officer or federal investigator who is called "special" because the word "retarded" is no longer politically correct; unauthorized disclosure: lunch; violent extremism: Shouting too loudly or flailing your arms around during a protest.