For the sake of my beard

Moiret Allegiere has, he is sorry to admit, done it again. This time, in true and proper professional form, he collectedthe lyrical pieces from his highly professional blog for the dastardly year of 2020. All in an attempt to commit yet another hate-crime of culture. The more conventional pieces are to be found in a secondvolume of equal professionalism, with the tempestuous title of "But You Will Never Get My Leather Jacket". Honestly, the man is stark raving mad, and ought to beignored for your own sanity and safety. Within this tome, you will find contrarian lyricism steeped in what the bard himself may refer to as: "damned clever and witty lyricism". This is usually stated after a beer or two, followed by a plea for moremoney. No matter: the bard hopes you will enjoy the "damned clever and witty" lyricism within under the covers of your bed by the dim light of a flash-light.