Ponderisms

PONDERISMS is a collection of bizarre, unusual, amusing and totally Nonsensical ways to look at life, situations, objects or things. Why any intelligent, normal, grownup, homosapien, would read this is a wonderment it itself. So don't try and analyze why any normal human being would even write this book. PONDERISMS are things that cause you to think, wonder about, analyze or ponder. You may find that they will lead you into Intelligent Understanding, Enlightenment, Senility or they may just lead you to the bathroom where you can throw up. PONDERISMS may be a source of mental gymnastics, verbal exercise, or a non energy using Cardio work out. They will fill your spare time with a sense of accomplishment of some sort, time consuming wonderment, or Dog gone head scratching amazement. (Why not say Car Gone instead?) Unless you are Right Brained do not try to make sense of these. Nor should you try and answer these questions, less you find yourself locked in the 'funny room' in an institution. READ, PONDER AND JUST ENJOY!