Pointless Conversations

Never before available in print, contained within are three fantastically pointless conversations from the hand of Scott Tierney:



Pointless Conversations: Superheroes

In the first issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the superhero-themed topics for discussion/ridicule are:

Is Superman a coward, a liar, or a terrorist? Is there also a case for him being a bit...thick? When Spiderman fires his vast streams of webbing, where does he keep it all? Both have famous dads, but who's harder? Superman or Jesus? And finally... Superdog?

***



Pointless Conversations: Doctor Emmett Brown



Back to the Future's Doc. Brown... is he the biggest single threat to our galaxy's existence since the big bang? The answer of course is YES! GREAT SCOTT, YES! Prepare yourself for temporal displacement in the second issue of the comic series all about the pointless, as well as:

What if the terrorists had shot Doc in the face? How did Doc and Marty McFly meet? And is their relationship a wee bit... iffy? What rhymes with Emmett? Is Doc. Brown a time travelling psychopath that needs to be stopped at all costs? (YES!)

***



Pointless Conversations: Lightbulbs and Civilisation



In the third issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the mis-matched and bewildering topics for discussion are:

Ionising light bulbs...can they really clean a room with 'awesomeness'? What would you draw with a box of magic pencils? What was the sole reason for social decline? War, drugs, the internet..? Nope. Cornflakes: more influential than the wheel, more destructive than AIDS?





After reading this collection and uncovering the truth, you'll never eat a bowl of cornflakes again!



May God have mercy on your soul...