Vampire Owner's Manual - Tim Forder - Books - Melange Books - 9781612356808 - September 3, 2013
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Vampire Owner's Manual

Tim Forder

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Vampire Owner's Manual

As a skirt chasing gambler from the old west, I met a beautiful older woman who made wild passionate love with me and then in the heat of passion turned me into a Vampire! l wrote this Vampire Owner's Manual for those who have just became one of the honored or is thinking of becoming one of the honored or just want to know more about Vampires. The Vampire Owner's Manual contains vast knowledge of the Vampire Lore; from proper feeding to staying alive or undead; from Vampire history to Vampire myths and a lot more! The Vampire Owner's Manual is peppered heavily with personal experience as well as experiences gathered interviewing other Vampires (not an easy task). When you were born your parents most likely wished you came with an owner's manual. Suddenly you have awaken with a pain in your neck and a ravenous appetite no food will quench; you are having vague memories of "Vampires" from an old movie and you wish you could have a Vampire owner's manual: Well here it is!

Media Books     Paperback Book   (Book with soft cover and glued back)
Released September 3, 2013
ISBN13 9781612356808
Publishers Melange Books
Pages 124
Dimensions 150 × 7 × 225 mm   ·   190 g
Language English  

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