Fangs for God: a Vampire Satire

Who can stop Izzak, the cruelest of all young vampires, son of Madula the Majestic dying of an environmental toxic fungus on his lips? Mrs. Baffles' Chihuahua that transforms into a ferocious jacguar? Enrico, a reformed transvestite, now vampire hunter? Only Izzak's twin brother Toby of Akawabee can. But Toby has doubts and frustrations any teen-ager would have. Can he be both warrior and savior, vampire and human? Can he be the killer Celine, the love of his life, desires? Can he forgive his mother who was seduced by Madula when she worked at HOOTERS? Toby can. He kills Yongi who is the keeper of the secrets of the vampires' immortality. He saves the kids who were imprisoned so they can sew the designer clothes for the up and coming vampires. Go along with Toby as he hunts down every mystery behind each drop of blood.