Babies: The Mumsnet Guide: A Million Mums' Trade Secrets - Mumsnet

* Is it normal to think random strangers are trying to abduct your Precious First Born? * What do you actually do with a baby all day anyway? * When do you wean and can you do it without learning to sculpt Macca Pacca out of mashed swede? * Will you frighten away your childless friends if you attempt to raise any of this with them?