Pandemic Pickup Lines

Dating is hard enough during non-plague times, but the emergence of COVID-19 has added an entirely new level of complexity. How do you break the ice when you are social distancing? How do you get out those first few critically important words without spraying highly hazardous droplets?

Pandemic Pickup Lines is here to help. This book contains dozens of painfully punny pickup lines, designed to get a reaction (most likely a groan or an eye roll, but hey, that's a start).

100% of profits will be donated to charities fighting the pandemic, so spread the word, and help us raise as much money as possible for these critically important efforts (see PandemicPickupLines.com for more).